Sulfuro.us

My thoughts, opinions & passions

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  • Scream.

    Dam your judgements.
    To hell with your hate.
    Your heaven is hell.
    Fuck your faith.
    Fuck your god.
    Fuck you.
    Fuck.
    . . .
    .

    Jim

    9:01am
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  • Lincoln on the bible

    “The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma.”

    — Abraham Lincoln , Speeches and Writings, 1832-1858

    Jim

    11:54pm
    Quotes
  • From Emo Philips

    “Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

    He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too!

    Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too!

    What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

    Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

    Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

    Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”

    Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

    I said, “Die, heretic!”

    And I pushed him over.”

    — Emo Philips

    Jim

    10:16pm
    Humor, Quotes
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