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Police arrested two kids yesterday…

October 10, 2018 By Jim

“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”

Tommy Cooper

Filed Under: Humor, Quotes

From Emo Philips

February 16, 2018 By Jim

“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don't do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”

He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too!

Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too!

What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”

Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”

I said, “Die, heretic!”

And I pushed him over.”

— Emo Philips

Filed Under: Humor, Quotes

Trumped

January 5, 2016 By Jim

So I was playing cards with some friends, one of whom is new to cards.

They asked about trumps.

One friend responded, “Trump always wins.”

I immediately added, “Unless he is running for president.”

Filed Under: Humor, Opinion

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